Jokes
What did one window say to the other window? I'm in "pane."
What did one painting say to the other painting? I've been framed.
Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right.
How do you keep warm in a cold room? You always go to the corner because it is 90 degrees.
The turtle took 2 chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's is that? There are 2 T's in T-H-A-T.
Why are circles so hot? Because they are 360 degrees.
How do you count cows? With a "cow"culator.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny.
Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.
What do you call a alligator in a vest? An investigator
2 fathers and 2 sons go in to a $0.50 store. They spend $0.50. There total is a $1.50. How is this possible? It is a grandpa, father, and a son
Customer: Waiter, my coffee has dirt in it. Waiter: I know, it is fresh ground.
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
A guy walks into a restaurant and notices a lizard on stage. He asks the waitress why. She answers: He is a stand up chameleon.